1. April‑Fools skepticism
“These april fools jokes keep getting lazier every year.” – verandaguy
2. WordPress ecosystem lock‑in
“People aren’t on WordPress because of WordPress. They’re on WordPress because of WooCommerce, a million themes, BuddyPress, …” – OJFord
3. Architectural vendor lock‑in
“Open source but architecturally locked in.” – zsoltkacsandi
4. Security via sandboxed plugins / Dynamic Workers
“Plugin security is the root of this problem. Marketplace businesses provide trust when parties otherwise cannot easily trust each other.” – vetrom